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Another way of saying sex so your parents don't strangle you when you talk about doing it.
Can't wait to have wink winkety tonight. ;)
God! Wink winkety is the best with you. <3
When you pucker your ass so hard your anus looks like it's winking cuz you're trying to hold a fart in but a fart comes out anyway.
Did you see the look on Danyell's face? She looked so serious, and then it stunk....I think we've just experienced wink wind here.
When one of your nipples is hard and the other is soft, giving the impression of a winking face on your chest.
"Giovanni, you're giving me a nipple wink right now."
Winking Jona is a perverted boy who just has to wink to get all the pussies and asses he wants. He also enters your soul when he winks at you and destroys your innocent virgin life. Be aware!
Girl 1: Tonight I met a Winking Jona!He winked at me constantly!
Girl 2: OMG! Did you guys have anal sex afterwards? That's what a Winking Jona does to you!
Putting a good word in for someone. Whether it be for a job reference or for a date.
When you head to work shove a wink at your boss so manager so they can hire me.
Shove a wink at Lisa and let her know I'm interested.
Hook-up favor
When a tella tubby-like man/woman shows itself to you during a traumatic sleep-paralysis episode, and as a result, your asshole can't stop winking like one of the creatures glossy, artificial eyes.
I can't imagine what the toilet sees while my stink is tinky wink-ing.
Crust wink... Morning eye crust which causes you to wink to get the crust out first thing when you arise.
Uncle Marty assumed that Aunt Cindy was winking at him first thing in the morning. Come to find out- just a crust wink. 😉