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A person who has no idea how to conduct himself properly with the ladies, and always tends to creep them out.
Oh yeah, he was definitely a Monday Creeper.
Naked Monday is celebrated every year on the fourth Monday of November.
Person 1: Bro, why the hell are you naked?
Person 2: It's Naked Monday nigga
When your pubes start growing back from the Saturday night out shave.
"Oh girl, a Hairy Monday got stuck to my pad"
"I'm getting itchy, I hope it's Hairy Monday"
"I hope it's Hairy Monday and not crabs"
When you make a mistake as a result of being tired, you have a monday moment. If something happens to you that you're annoyed or frustrated about, that's a monday moment.
"Bro, I just flunked my math test. I completely forgot to study."
"Now that is a monday moment."
It can only be said on Mondays and Mondays only. If it's not said on Mondays, this phrase will not give the full effect. It means you can make fun of Phoebe 😃
"Hey Phoebe! Its Monday... Grrrr Mondays," said Olly.
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Girl that you'd never take out on a weekend for others to see
She's a Monday Chic, no one's seen her
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Otherwise known as Bank Holiday Monday for us Brits.
When your boss announces that a Bank Holiday Monday is coming up or you notice it on your calendar you proceed to contact your mates to arrange a massive party or pub crawl for the whole weekend, this will result in mass injury to the brain and liver forcing you to spew your guts up in your bed or couch the next day in an attempt to regain your perception of the world. This day is called recovery Monday.
Recovery Monday is a safe haven from the stresses of every day life and when announced you can't help but feel relief and anticipation for a good weekend free from the burdens of your job and the daily grind.
Man 1: Bank holiday is coming up!
Man 2: Recovery Monday is in order I think.
Man 3: Let's have it large you bunch of cunts!
Man 4: Oh no, I've got to go on a picnic with the wife and kids on Monday...
Man 1, 2 and 3: Don't forget to pack your tampons you pussy.
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