National grab ass and grab dick day ππ
Chantel: happy national grab dick day can I grab it
Jay: happy national grab ass day and hell yeah you can grab my dick if I can grab your ass
June 14 :National grab ass and grab dick day ππ
Chantel: happy national grab dick day can I grab it
Jay: happy national grab ass day and hell yeah you can grab my dick if I can grab your ass
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the day when you shall get your booty eaten like groceries
girl: ugh itβs february 14th
guy: take ur pants off and let me eat that booty
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slap every happy couple you see across the face (this day only applies to single people)
person 1- is that a happy couple?
person 2- yes it is!!
person 1- hey! it's feb 14!!
person 2- omg perfect!!
*person 1 and 2 team up and slap both members of the happy couple*
happy couple- what the heck?
person 1 and 2- it's feb 14!!
happy couple- oh shoot.
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If you where born on this day youβre very clever, smart , realest , shy , independent and very honest . One of the best person someone will ever meet . Also thick and is gonna have the biggest glow up one day . Will be a billionaire one day and very successful in life . THE BADDEST AND FUNNIEST .
August 14 is a date of birth were amazing people where born .
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Person 1: Hey I got the new iPhone 14!
Person 2: Looks like iPhone 11 with big cameras.
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National get drunk as fuck in preparation for winter break day.
This is a day in which you and your buddies get super fucked up!
Hey, man! Today is December 14th lets drink!
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14-6 is better than 18-1
The New York Giants went 14-6 and won the Super Bowl, the New England Cheats went 18*-1 and did not win the Super Bowl.
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