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December 21st is Fur-No-U day, this is an annual 24 hour period, in which anyone who isnt a furry, is. While those who were already a furry arent for the duration of the day, this day has been established as the law since Dec 20th 1775, the punishment for not celebrating this day varies in different countries though in all of them the punishment still involves the suspect being a homosexual. In America, (in addition to being officially labeled as homosexual) the suspect has their penis and balls clipped off with a pair of nose hair trimmers that have an average retail price of $8.95, unless you identify as female, if you do then you have the lower half of your body surgically removed without application of anesthesia, after the procedure they would have the internal walls of their vaginal cavity force fed to them. In Asia they are executed by the two decade old Chinese practice traditionally known as "Death by deepthroat and semen drowning" in the rest of the world they are slowly lowered feet first into a pit of hungry virgin twenty two year old males who would have a sexual engagement with anything else that breaths.
1. That's Jim, he usually hates furrys, but today hes a furry who hates furry haters,
2. That's Jim, he didn't celebrate December 21st (FNU) and is having his cock and balls cut off with a pair of nose hair trimmers that retail for $8.95
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Mozonite's deadline to make the boyfriend role or he will be canceled on twitter.com
mozo better make that role before "December 21st 2020" before he gets canceled!
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A term that pretty much describes a guy living in the 21st century who is really obsessed with technology. Inspired by the Bad Religion song of the same name released in 1990 (some may think the song predicted the future but all the digital stuff was already going on around the band during the early 90s).
My brother was known for being a 21st century digital boy as he would always be on his phone and game online.
A 21st Century note pass is a text message sent from one person to another person in the same classroom.
Bill and Jane were 21st Century note passing all class today.
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An offensive word that, despite its past usage as an racial slur, is now gaining popularity as a word to describe ignorant, ill mannered, or low-class people, without regard to their ethnicity.
That stupid nigger (21st century definition) just pushed me and didn't apologize! People like that make me mad.
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A cell phone, especially one with no service, a low-end model, and/or one with a flip form factor.
Note, however, that this doesn't refer the pocket watches douchey steampunks wear to be cool.
Prima: Do you happen to know the hour, perchance?
Secunda: I will presently; allow me to consult my 21st century pocket watch.
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The modern globalised world leaves little time for essential activities like sleeping, shitting or even masturbating. So in Hong Kong, they have developed a break that encompasses all of these needs.
To take a 21st century party break, you must be at a party, need a shit, a nap and a wank.
In the toilet, start by masturbating and at the moment of climax, pass the stool (also known as poobating) to maximize pleasure and efficient use of time. This is followed by a 10min power nap after which you may rejoin the party, back in the game.
"Guys, I'm exhausted, I didn't even get time to go to the toilet at work today! but this party looks cool, that hot chick keeps giving me the eye"
"Dude, you should go for a 21st Century party break"
"Sorry guys, I'm so tired, I need to go for a 21st Century party break before I can get down with you."
"FML, my day sucked, I'm going for a 21st Century Party Break."
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