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Duncan

my duncan is gorgeous, fun, smart, intelligent and perfect in my eyes. ive always liked him, though he does not feel the same. everytime i see into those beautiful eyes, i cant help but melt inside. even if he hates me, i dont think ill ever get over him. id walk down to hell if i could hold his hand on the way. id give my past, present and future for this dude. hes the light of my life but all i am to him is just a random classmate.

id give up forever for you, duncan.

by .</3. December 20, 2022


Duncan

A tall man in his 70s that wears car shirts and struggles to pronounce words beginning with “H” he is a well known northerner and is also known to jump from the middle school gates clutching several children under his arms and a Stella in his mouth, he roams villages honking his horn to all the old ladies whilst giving them a wink and jestering “👉👌”whilst tensing his lips.

Guy:”Hey man have u seen Duncan waiting at the gates of school recently?”
Guy2:”yeah apparently he gives the kids yo-yos “.

by WHEATABIX:o October 28, 2021


Duncan

It’s a shit school that’s all it’s crusty and nasty and the staff there are gay

Duncan bathrooms are nasty

by Carotid September 12, 2021


Duncan

Likes toes. And blondes. And toes attached to blondes.

Duncan: hi I’m Duncan and I like toes.

by Tristanhubbard69 November 23, 2021


Duncan

God.

Duncan: I am god.

by Malouious November 23, 2021


Duncan

Duncan is the coolest guy ever.

His name also reminds me of the donut chain :D

I need to grab me a donut sometime this weekend....

Duncan Donuts!

I can't wait to talk with Duncan and eat donuts together!

Duncan deez nutz!

by aalwa January 14, 2022


Duncan

He is really annoying, ugly, BIG FAT NERD, and he is not even girl crazy he is really just ugh

I dont think you would veer want to be friends with a guy name duncan as in duncan donuts haha

by elanie ooof November 4, 2020