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The worst driver imaginable. They should be paying Swift to drive.
Ben: Hey, did you see that truck in a ditch? I hope they're ok.
John: Yeah, it said Swift on the side.
Ben: Never mind, dumbass Swift Trucker never went to driving school.
What happened when some hoe ran into a rundown drunk cowboy town and decided to have sex with the nearest thing with a penis.
Result = a cutesy blonde girl who was told growing up she has a potential singing gift if only she would share it with the world, but now that she did 'share her gift' the world is asking her to go into hiding in Alaska because every time they listen to a song, their ears bleed in pain.
Listening to more than one Taylor Swift song a day (why you're listening to her whitetrash country shit i don't know..) will result in a very routine, depressing day because you will forever have the same melody stuck in your head but you won't be able to decide if you are
1. hating a guy
2. in love with a guy
3. or hating a girl who took the guy who you hate because you were in love with him then he left you for another hoe.
... Thanks a fucking lot Taylor Swift.
Go move to Alaska.
or better yet Canada, and take Justin Beiber with you.
P.S. scarlet letter refers to a girl who got knocked up, and is a classic. the song you use that to discribe yourself in is totally using it wrong because you're just being a whiney bitch because your dad won't let you date a drunkhobo. Completely wrong use of the phrase 'scarlet letter' .
depressed emo girl : God, i hate him and that stupid whore he ran off with. I loved him so much and he completely ruined me. I think I'll write a repetative song to express my feelings .. again.
person : too much Taylor Swift again ?
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A beautiful girl with lots of talent. Encouraged to shake off the haters. Not like any fame obsessed celebrity this girl cares for them sending christmas packages and commenting on photo for just because she loves her fans. She tells her fans to shake off the haters and ignore the rude remarks people say about you and it's okay to be different. Beautiful and talented? Thats her she can totally hit the notes! She is one of the most successful women music artist.
Person: Oh my god look at that girl, she is so beautiful, she is a Taylor Swift
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Taylor Swifting is when you pull down your pants and wipe you butt along the ground like an old dog.
"Yesterday afternoon four kids went to the hospital for injuries resulting from memeing in front of a local cafe... Faith Hilling, Taylor Swifting these are things that are going to get you killed!"
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Totally awkward girl next for who's definitely not a closeted lesbian and is not into waify Victoria secret models, thank you very much.
"Boy oh boy I sure love going out with my very heterosexual boyfriend Harry Styles." -Taylor Swift c.2012
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the all mighty lord, savior, and protector of flex tape
All hail the mighty Phil Swift.
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