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When givin the name “thomas” when born, automatically means your a savage. People with the name thomas, usually have a 7.5-8 inch cock that devours poon.
“I cant walk”
“Why?”
“I was with thomas and he parked his train in my garage”
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He is a teenager who is kind of an asshole but he can't help it. He really does love the people that love him. He somehow gets good marks on every test but dosen't study at all. Be nice to him and he will kind of be a dick back but that's his way of showing love.
You're such a Thomas.
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Thomas is an interesting fellow. He will usually put others before himself and is generally a caring person. He may act weird sometimes but, once you get to know him, he's a very good person. Thomas will fight fiercely for what he thinks is right and will be loyal to anyone who earns his trust. Thomas is generally very shy so if you are waiting for him to ask you out, it's better to for you ask him out. Thomas usually isn't really popular but he isn't an outcast either, hes just in the middle. Thomas doesn't really have the most handsome face but makes up for it with his incredible muscles and penis. Thomas will put a smile on any girl's face and will care for his girlfriend/fiance/wife forever. If you don't like Thomas's personality, just tell him and he will try his best to change.
Girl 1: OMG, he's so hot! What's his name?
Girl2: He's Thomas everybody secretly likes him but nobody wants to ask him out.
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The friend that you introduce to your crush thinking there is absolutely no way at all he could possibly considered competition then the next thing you know, He asks out your crush.
Did you hear that Charlie was about to ask his crush out?
I did, but didn't Thomas beat him to it?
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The dankest tank engine in the world.
A: Have you heard of Thomas?
B: Uh yeah, Thomas the Tank Engine!!!
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Thomas is a horny little perv, but he’s also easy to fall for. He makes you wanna strangle him and kiss him at the same time. He is very flirtatious, making him hard to resist. He makes sure he’s the only guy in your life, he will claim you. He’s mysterious, he’ll make sure you can never understand him. His moods change in the span of 5 minutes. He acts like nothing fazes him, he has trust issues he won’t talk about, and he’s secretly heartbroken but if you ask he’ll get defensive. He is a dumbass at times. He’ll make you never want to leave him, he’ll make you wanna do anything he says. Thomas is a man of many talents and always keeps you guessing. Thomas is too good to be true. Most importantly Thomas is a sadist, and it’s hot...
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