brown-noser

a person who tries to please (esp. one's boss) so much that their nose turns brown from kissing their ass.

That brown-noser got my f#@king promotion!

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brown pinocchio

Jacking someone off while sticking your nose in their butthole, thus giving them an erection performing the Brown Pinocchio.

Mel said he got a Brown Pinocchio last night. Boy is he a lucky guy!

BROWN LEG

n. 1. a euphemism which means a dark-skinned woman. 2. a black or latina female. 3. a synecdoche denoting an olive-skinned woman of African, Mediterrenean, or Hispanic descent.
Syn. brown ass; brown sugar.
Ant. white meat; hick chick.

Chachi: "Yvette was asking about you."
Nickarosi: "Uh-hunh. Nothing like a piece of brown leg."
Chachi: "So they say."
Nickarosi: "Boy, you best quit."

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Golden Brown

1. A medium brown hue.
2. Heroin
3. A song about heroin addiction by The Stranglers.

1. Her hair was a beautiful golden brown.
2. I could really go for some golden brown right about now...
3. Golden brown texture like sun
Lays me down with my mind she runs
Throughout the night
No need to fight
Never a frown with golden brown...

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Brown Shaheen

When one scoots their ass across the floor like a dog, then makes a loved one clean it up (usually for sexual gratification).

Scott Brown is about to pull a “Brown Shaheen” on New Hampshire.

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Brown Speaker

To shit aggressively in a speaker, then cum on the sloppy shit then start blasting music so the shit splatters everywhere.

I did the nastiest Brown Speaker last night with my uncle

Brown Casper

This is slang for a fart-- especially a fart that is somewhat spooky.

"Is that a brown casper floating around? What a spooky and smelly situation!" or
"I wish I did not unleash that rancid brown casper when I was at that dinner party."

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