Dad

Dad: a word referring to any noun, verb, or adjective (excluding wine) in ANY sentence and can replace any part of an existing word.

Examples: 1. Hey man can you pass me that dad (remote)? 2. I just dadded all over the place (up to interpretation). 3. Hey have you seen my idad (iPod)? 4. Dude last night was rough, I'm so dad (hungover) right now.

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DAD

The IATA code for Da Nang International Airpot

Why the hell does my ticket say DAD?

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Dad

The hypocritical man who controls your life, and hates you because he loves you. In your teenage years, he won't let you do anything fun and will always assume you are doing drugs, drinking, and doing other illegal things. He will say you have no rights and treat like shit, because he loves you... He will also try to make you feel guilty when in an argument with him and tell you to move out of the house, but you can never tell if he really means it or if he's just trying to scare you. Dads- you can't live with them, but you can't live without them.

Dad: BlahBlahSchoolBlahBitchGradesBlahBlah

You: >insert excuses here< (dad cuts you off mid-sentence)

Dad: Stop making excuses BlahBlahBitchBlah. (you cut him off to finish what you were saying)

Dad: Don't cut me off while I'm talking!!11!!1!!! It's disrespectful!1!1!!1!! Respect your elders!!!!!!!1! You're a kid, you have no rights!!!!!!!!!!

You: Okay...

Dad: Why do I waste all my time trying to raise you? I put all my time into raising you and this is how you treat me? Why am I always the bad guy? :'(

You: ...

Dad: Fuck you, asshole. Pack your bags and get out!

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Dad

A dad is any man, dude, guy, friend, brother, or biological dad. We're all just a bunch of dads and potential dads.

Ethan: (drunkenly) "Dude, this party is a dad-fest, yanno? We need more moms. I saw my dad. he's the worst dad ever."

Dustin: "Man, were all just dads. He's a dad(points) and that guy's a dad. Fuckin' dads everywhere."

Ethan: "I know, eh."

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Dad

A lesbian

Person 1: ur dAd!!1!1

Person 2: ?????

*person 2 goes on urban dictionary*

Person 2: ; - ;

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Dad

only the chillest of dudes. any person who hooks you up on the road.

I wanna meet that DAD! I wanna greet that DAD!

DADDY NO!

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DADS

Acronym for "Dumb As Dog Shit". Implies that someone is quite ignorant and un-intelligent

Megan Fox is DADS.....Or Jessica Simpson is DADS or.. Kyle Sandilands is DADS... Pete Doherty is DADS.. (Sorry to any fans for these celebs in advance)

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