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An action performed by shoving the blade end of a shovel up a female vagina, then breaking off the back half of the shovel and sticking that up her butthole
My friend wanted to get back at his ex for dumping him so I tought him the painful art of spade shafting
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an absurd statement for the use of something really hard to do that means to have a gazelle in your car while simultaniously solving a rubix cube and driving a stick shift car while listening to heavy metal
damn, on the way to the mall today,everbody kept calling me it was like I was getting gazelle shafted.
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When you are not invited to a birthday party because you are lame.
Did Nick get invited to that hot girl's birthday party?
Nah, he took her on a lame date so she gave him the Birthday Shaft!
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Getting little if anything for Christmas.
This year I hope you get the Christmas shaft; fucker.
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The most important of your many boyfriends, its the you like the most.
It is the male version of a Main-Squeeze
Boy: You are my main squeeze
Girl: Aw thanks, you are my main shaft.
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When you fuck a pussy, don't take a shower, but then you fuck your main girl and she suck and taste that salt.
Definition: A verb or noun used to describe a sexy situation.
Me: Dude you know Julia?
Friend: Yeah?
Me: I fucking salty shafted that bitch.
Friend: I don't fucking believe you.
Me: *shows sexts of pussy fucking then sucking*
Both: *High five*
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An unfortunate event in which youre forced to perform a tuck (see definition) when with a hott chick, and the shaft of your dick rubs against your waistline with every step you take, causing an uncomfortable build up of friction
DUDE....i had serious shaft chafe with that chick i was with last night...she was so hott!!!
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