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an eboy that wants every egirl he can find on the internet, doesn't matter her age if from 12 to 25 he makes them his wife.
friend: she's in a call with alfie
me: of course it's a she
The most amazing person you will ever meet. He will always be there and will never let you down. He will love you until the world ends. Please whoever is reading this do not let him go. He will mean to much to you. He also makes a very caring and loving boyfriend.
Alfie is gay.
Name for a boy or a dog, if used in the latter option it is defined as a stupid, rabid, annoying little creature that smells of shit
“Alfie has shit on the bed and has been a bold boy”
Alfie is someone who derives pleasure from sinking his teeth into a ripe wench (Tanya) Stay away from Alfie's teeth at all costs especially if you have birthed him.
A defence mechanism against Alfie is to take off his glasses. His puny eyes will not stand a chance against this.
Also, small PeePee
Alfie gives off huge MBV (MumBiterVibes)
Alfie gives off SPPV (SmallPeePeeVibes)
a short sexy man with a huge dick who would be willing to cum for the queen and britain