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The most amazing person in the entire world who does not like maisie Shores
Alfie is so amazing
A really hot guy, the adjective 'Alfish' (meaning being so rizzful that someone is better than perfect) roots from this noun.
"He's such an Alfie 🥰"
An absolute twat, that is 13 years old, he is also squeaky and the biggest tightass in this world. An absolute British prick. He is the most retarded kid in the year and has such an ego in tech.
"Oh look it's Alfie again, shit."
Absolute stud gets all the ladies mainly Bundalengerz. He also hangs like a horse.
“Alfie you have a huge sausage” - Bundalengerz
“Get back you dosser”- alfie
Most overused uk name, they love interactions with people nearly twice their age, they can sometimes go depressed for no reason at all And cry when being called a neek/wetty neek (we safe tho mush)
Just really annoying in general. If you know an alfie if he drops your group for a tournament in Modern warfare he’s a legit and certified alfie (he has to go negative tho.)
Hi Alfie your a wetty neek wasteman *alfie sobs* “I’m ok.”
“Okay neek.”
Alfie is a short tempered and short minded person. But he makes up for it in his pants with hi 44 inch cock.
Ned: ayo Alfie your looking extra small today
Alfie: I’m two foot but I could still fuck your bitch