i didnt ask..

literally, none cares if you asked or not. go back and crawl into ur mom's womb you fucking fetus. You aren't important in this world for everyone to care about ur opinion. Nobody cares about you and let's keep it that way none wants ur shitty opinion. if you didn't ask fuck off The world doesn't revolve around you. I can say whatever the fuck and I couldn't care less about your shitty-ass opinion. Everything you say isn't important.

guy: dude I didnt ask.... at all
Me: you aren't even that important in this world I mean did ur parents ask for you?

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Did I ask?

The most fucking annoying shit I’ve come across, if you use this, you’re a fucking stuck up boring old middle schooler with no friends. And to help those who come across these types of people just say “Do I care whether you asked? No.”

Example of Did I ask?

Omg my dog died today.
“Did we ask? No”
“Do I care no? So pipe that shit down”

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Ask Google Dad

when your child asks you something, you quickly need to refer to google dad to give you the answer

why does the sky blue dad?
Hang on a second, let me ask google dad,

The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.

However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.

uh, thanks dad,

is google dad my real dad?
let me check?

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Ask ya mamma

A form of tricking a person into a false belief.
•synonyms = psych

Jason; Hey Alex, do you want a ride to school? Alex; Yeah sure. Jason; Ask ya mamma. Jason then drives off with no intention of ever giving Alex a ride.

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I didn’t ask

A copout response boys often use when they know they are in the wrong, or think they’re cool. When in reality they really are not. petty.

person 1 : i’m going out .
person 2: i didn’t ask
person 1: lol ok????? think your cool?

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ask my arse

Old English for "kiss my ass."

x: What's your E-mail?
X: ASK MY ARSE!

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Did i ask

Its something a rude middle school kid says because they dint have a comeback

smallpp69:my grandma died
waploveronmymom:did i ask tho