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when your stay at home wife earns special recognition for preforming menial tasks. such as vaccuming, cleaning house, unloading washer, dirty sanchezing, an angry dragon or just a plain old blow job
Man, I'm telling you what Pam earned a wife merit badge in salad tossing last night
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To use it's correct scientific name: 'The A-hole'.
Of course this is due to their startling similarity in appearance.
"See you in fifteen minutes Ed, I'm off to the toilet to release a few 'Chocolate hostages' from the Rusty Sheriff's Badge.
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my mate is queer he likes to feel a penis up his rusty sherrifs badge
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A Term of contempt for a situation, when other people are trying to fuck you over.
"To get the badge" is defined as regardless of what others are trying to do to screw you, you will still get credit and reward despite them being jealous and petty jackholes.
Often used when someone turns on you because of chronic bitch dependency.
Timmy: "How dare you talk to her that way! She is a woman, and I am a sad and lonely pathetic guy trying to have cyber sex with this chick who is probably going to turn out to be a dockworker! Apologize so that I can get laid or I am kicking you from my team!"
Tommy: "Whatever Bitch, I'll get the badge anyway."
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To "check someone out" or see if they are appealing to you
John: Give me your instagram
Emma: Why?
John: I have to scan your badges before I invite you anywhere.
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one or multiple star tattoos on the forearm (often seen in groups of three).
"did you check out that guys emo scout badges"
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A cumshot on a girl – can be a facial or anywhere on the body. Bonus points awarded if she is in a school girl uniform or girl scout uniform. Marks the girl as achieving a new “merit badge.”
At the bachelor party, a cracking female walked by, and one guy stated that he was ready to award her the White Badge of Pleasure.
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