hey ese, i rented a BMW last night after some jagerbombs, she was nice homes.
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Big Maine Woman
(a larger woman from the state of Maine, U.S.)
guy: i got me a BMW at the house
guy 2: where'd you get that?
guy: i met her at the store the other day
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Damn, I'm gonna drive me a BMW tonight.
Uh, but you drive a Honda?
Nah, fool. A BMW!!
What?
You know Gloria over in housewares?
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Big Maine Woman- Really fat women from the state of maine that ride scooters in the grocery store and dont leave the house all winter, which is 75% of the year.
-Hey look at that BMW
-Damn I think she could eat my mom
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Mark did you see the size of that BMW! Somewhere there is a black man crying!
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