Someone who is really messy and spills everything
My baby is a mess, she can't eat her food properly
poop machines.
"Want a free poop machine?"
"Hell no, if you mean babies.."
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Whiny sacks of bacterial fat. All they do is suck money and life and time and are so fucking stupid that that can't even while their own asses. You know why no one remembers being a disgusting baby? Because it was the worst period of your annoying little life and you erased it from your memory
Oh my god she just had her baby!? That's disgusting i feel so bad for her
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n. semen
"I used a condom so that none of my babies spill."
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