The visible result of entering a woman who is on the rag.
Mary had her time of the month last night. My lad was like a barber's pole after.
Doing a John the barber is when you make love or have sexual relationships with a wealthy woman while her husband is on a business trip then after having said sexual interlude one takes his now post orgasm penis and wipes said penis on the drapes of the wealthy woman house .
Man after I Bust a nut in old girl I had no choice but to do a John the barber and then I was Gucci and I rolled.
literally the best person ever. extremely beautiful
I fucking love Lucy Reseigh Barber
when you have the herpes, aids, and all the STDs accounted for in your med records...you've got the "Barber".
Man I just got back from the clinic: I've got the trifecta- the "Barber".
Usually enormous ears, suckad all the way out!
Jt the barber thought he was funny.
A blumpkin is where you receive oral sex while taking a shit. A BARBER blumpkin is where you, after receiving a blumpkin, rip some hair off of the girl(and or guy)and wipe with it.
Man, lucky I got that Barber Blumpkin, there was no toilet paper.
He's a nigger barber who shaves your hair while you both are naked and has helpers that suck your dick or ride over your dick
i like watching mercy barber with turkish songs