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- an animated bear who is a pedophile.
Damn, those Loli pics you sent me are great...pedo bear approved man!
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A process of aggressive genital depilatory treatment, including the sphincter and perineum. Thus temporarily transforming the entire nether-region from it's natural hairy, bear-fur like environment to one much more clean and hospitable for an anticipated sexual encounter.
I finally hooked up with that hottie off of Ashley Madison!! Gotta get ready and Prepare the Bear...hope she does too.
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A communal stuffed bear that you place near a freshly planted maple tree, after you have broken your seal you must piss on the piss bear
Hey james I gotta piss, better do it on the piss bear that CRKM got from that greasy carny.
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A man of larger stature that has a large amount of rizz.
Seth just pulled that girl. What a Rizzly Bear.
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a super mellow west coast band that does stunningly spacey guitar solos. they like singing about drinking and mellowing out because they're so mellow. they also have crazy song titles and i like it.
minus the bear says "bands like it when you yell yar at them"
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A, usually, large and/or hairy gay man (bear) who is also a body builder.
Bob is a total muscle bear, he has a belly but can bench 350.
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The valiant warrior that fights alongside Harry Potter in "Wizard People, Dear Readers". Also known as Ron Weasel. Ronnie the Bear is a parody of Ron Weasley from the "Harry Potter" series.
Ronnie the Bear begins to dictate how the next couple of moves will happen. "Okay, listen up. I will take charge and make all the moves. You guys keep your mouths shut and keep outta my way. You act a rook, I guess, and, Harry, you act as a bishop." Harmony farts a nervous fart, but no one cares.
Every one of Ronnie the Bear's atoms are focusing on the task at hand. Imagine God creating, then you will have a beginning of an understanding of the Bear's massive cerebral cortex at work. This invisible opponent must have invisibly shat himself after Ronnie's first move, knowing full well the challenge that he was about to face.
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