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The act of farting in someone's chair while unoccupied to allow them to bask in the aroma when they return.
This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.
"John just left his desk... I am going to go bless him with a bench warmer".
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When you're so tired that your eyelids feel like their benching 50kg just to stay open.
1: Dude, I'm so tired.
2: You benching 50?
1: Yeah.
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a substitute player.
The football team has only two bench players.
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The Friends gang sit on their couch in Central Perk drinking coffee, however we dont drink coffee so we sit on a T-Bench in full view of the playground, drinking our Tea out of a thermos.
Oh look, theres the Tea-Girls sitting on the T-Bench!
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Much like bench racing (i.e. estimating how one's car will kick another's car's ass, based purely on horsepower and feel of said cars; often done while kickin' back a few brews with your bros), bench fucking includes, but is not limited to, drooling over/ogling a girl/woman and relating to your friends what you would do to her or whether you would even consider taking her out. Can also be used with innuendos (I'd like to check under her hood!)
Vinny: "Man, check out that fine honey over there!"
Pauly: "Damn son! I'd like to give her a pearl necklace and probe her holes!"
Tony: "You two need to quit bench fucking chicks and actually get some pussy!"
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To get bottom area of your clothing covered in bodily fluids whilst engaging in homosexual activity...like youve sat on a freshly painted wet bench
Terry hooked up with a couple of handsome guys the other gonna cost him a fortune in dry cleaning serious wet benching
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hasnt gone to 1st 2nd or third base in their life...hasnt gone out with anyone
woah that chiks a bench warmer!
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