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When a man lifts his penis and pours port wine all over his scrotum and balls, allowing another person to lick and suck them.
Craig: "Man, I got the best berry lick yesterday!"
Mart: "No way! I can't believe you let matt lick your port covered balls."
Craig: "Ya man, it was awesome!"
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Backdoor berries are jams and various jellies used as anal lube for buttfucking.
Meredith found--much to her surprise--that she liked backdoor berries.
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Another name for beans of any type that cause farting.
Dude! that bowl of stanky whistle berries we had for lunch were so potent, I could inflate the Goodyear blimp all by myself.
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When a woman is tossing your salad, and you blow a loud fart in her face, then make her continue licking your asshole.
I can't wait to get home tonight. My girl friend promised she would give me The Chuck Berry!
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A case of shrunken testicles occurring in males without the ability to attain original thoughts or ideas.
The other day I was reading sports article which had stolen ideas from my blog. I saw what sports writer had done this vile deed and realized he had gotten a case of the Perry Berries.
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A remnant of one’s cleansing practice of a highly intimate nature. More specifically, an insult to spew at someone else in order to induce a momentary lapse in judgment whilst he or she contemplates the meaning, so that you may kick him or her in the box or berries and run like hell.
Bob: Oh yeah, while why don't you suck my nads, you sopping douche berry!
Big Ben: I'll kick you--what the hell did you ++AHH, you kicked me in the jewels, you freakin' twat bunny!!!+++
Bob: ::runs like hell::
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The !FUCKING! grandfather of Rock n Roll!
He's guitarist, influence by millions! lot of great bands influenced him, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Aerosmith, The Rolling stones. He's famous for his song "Johnny. B Goode", yah you could say that's nothing, but many people bought that single and loved it, and it got him famous and well known.
Suprisingly he's still alive, 82 years old, so I wish to meet him someday before he leaves us.
You want my oponion? If chuck berry didn't got up and play that guitar, rock n roll would never sound like what it sould be and real good music would not excist!
Beatles member John Lennon once said
"If you can give Rock n Roll another name, it would have to be "Chuck Berry"
frankly that's all I kept saying.
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