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When you're pounding out your girlfriend, while screaming furiously, without bending your knees!
The Adolf just wasnt getting the job done, so I hit her with The Angry German!
When a woman is tossing your salad, and you blow a loud fart in her face, then make her continue licking your asshole.
I can't wait to get home tonight. My girl friend promised she would give me The Chuck Berry!
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When you steal from work, or others to make a profit at the flea market.
Has anybody seen my hammer this is the third one thats gone missing in a week.
Yes, I believe two of them are at The Hatmaker garage sale!