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When you have diarrhoea and sit on the toilet and let rip and the force of the diarrhoea blasts the toilet.
I give a good toilet blaster today. You could have heard it at the other end of the street. I wouldn't like to be the poor person that has to clean that toilet.
When you cum in someone’s ass, and afterwards, they fart and blast the cum all over your stomach, dick, and balls
She gave me a booboo blaster after I blew my load in her ass.
When a woman rides you reverse cowgirl while simultaneously fondling, you might say massaging, your testicles and scrotum.
So she was doing me cowgirl and I freaked out when she did a 180 and grabbed my sack! Then she said, "Relax! Haven't you ever had a rodeo blaster."
The first time I got a rodeo blaster, it changed my life.
Sexual intercourse first thing when you wake up. May not be at dawn, but certainly before breakfast. Usually on a week day.
I woke up with the Missus' mouth on my cock early this morning, had a great dawn blaster.
A Kentucky Blaster is a sexual move where a woman has semen shot into her nose, sucked through the roof of her mouth, and then spat into the partner's face.
Tim: "Oh man, what happened with you and Darla last night?"
Rob: "We broke up after she used the kentucky blaster on me."
A shit that is accompanied by a large amount of gas under pressure.
John 'I had a massive blaster shit this morning'.
Bob 'What's the hell is that ?'
John 'A massive combination of gas and shit, came out like a shotgun going off'. 'The toilet bowl and my arse was covered in shit'.
Bob 'Lots of toilet paper then ?'
John 'Oh yes, at least one roll !'.