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The act of ejaculating into or onto a sock after masturbation causing the sock to turn white in the area that has absorbed the semen and causing the sock to become stiff. Best to hide the sock at the bottom of the laundry so no bystanders stumble upon the sock and the ways it is being abused.
Bill: Dude did you know john has been bleaching socks?
Jake: What the fuck! that's gross shit! I wore his socks last week!
Bill: haha you probably have john semen foot, i would get that checked out.
Jake: Fuck you! i'm going to hit john so fucking hard!
Digital bleach is something the internet needs because the shot you find on line needs to be gone
“IT'S THE FUCKIN' INTERNET😂😂😂”
“WE NEED TO GET DIGITAL BLEACH”
A Process in witch a black and white image is left over a color image producing an amazingly cool effect
David Fincher commonly employs bleach bypass for his films
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When you go down on a woman often enough, the naturally acidic juices from the vagina bleach the hairs of your beard causing them to turn grey.
I had to use Just For Men because of all my years of beard bleaching.
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What gay clubbers do to insure safe clean sex. Also a bleached asshole is more asthetically pleasing to the eye than a dark brown one. After clubbing all nite long, in the closet gay clubbers want to see niceness in the starfish they are poking.
Dude: Hey those guys are pairing up over there.
Chick: I bet they have bleached assholes.
Dude: You fucking right bitch, they'z goin' to the bathroom now to scope each other's shit out.
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When you can't take something anymore you yell out bleach please
Dude math class was so boring I told josh bleach please
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When 5 or more guys blow their loads on a girls chest, covering her in a Bleached Tuxedo.
Jane: Last night the boys gave me a Bleached Tuxedo.
Bernadette: You are soooo Lucky!
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