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A "blowjob" is a new date rape drug being used by women to lure young males into situations sometimes referred to as "relationships".
The drug can be found in many places. The back room at a house party, the parking lot of a club, or inside a porta-shitter at an outdoor concert.
Dealers often seem sweet and innocent. They use phrases like, "I've never done this before" or "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone".
Side effects of the drug vary from moderate pleasure to a full out addiction for more blowjobs.
Habitual use of blowjobs can lead to things like; finding women's clothes hung up neatly in your closet, an extra toothbrush in the bathroom, and sometimes even small 10lb balls of fur running around your house that dealers call "dogs".
Users often make excuses for why they can't hang out with their friends. "It's movie night", "we are having dinner with her parents", etc.
man 1: "dude, where's jimmy been all week?"
man 2: "remember that chick from the club the other night he was talking to?"
man 1: "yeah, i remember her."
man 2: "i think she slipped him a blowjob (drug) after we left. he hasn't been the same since."
man 1: "oh shit, we gotta talk to him before it's too late!"
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The week when a girl is having her period, thus she is unable to perform vaginal sex.
"Jen is acting pretty bitchy cuz it's blowjob week... but it's okay cuz it's blowjob week!"
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When the christian side-hug isn't quite enough for your Jesus-friendly relationship, the Christian blowjob is the next step.
They decided to save kissing for after marriage so she gave him a Christian blowjob.
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A ritual - most commonly associated with bachelor parties - where a group of men take turns blowing cigar smoke on a friend so as to remove the scent of stripper perfume before he returns home to his fiancé, wife, husband, or significant other.
At the conclusion of his bachelor party, the boys gave Bryan the old Cuban blowjob to throw off the bride-to-be's discerning nose.
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being extremely good at giving head
Damn! Amanda is one blowjob queen
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the act of inserting an ice cube in your mouth and proceeding to commit oral sex upon your partner during an intense hockey game.
Ya i heard she gave Mr. Ye a Canadian Blowjob, so now hes got frostbite on his dick
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A magicial location, often dreamt of by men, where Blowjobs are as prevelant as water, as succulent as Filet Mignon and as inspired as Oprah Winfrey talking about Barack Obama. Blowjobs in Blowjob City are tailored for however the receiver desires.
I always have dreams about this magical location Blowjob City, but when I wake up, reality hits me in the face.
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