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Though rare, and extremely disgusting, this is the act of receiving a blumpkin, and getting snowballed afterward.
Yo, I brushed my teeth for like an hour and rinsed with an entire bottle of listerine after that girl gave me a blumpkin frosty!
taking a dump in the woods while someone is giving you a blowjob
7 days of camping with no showers. And the last day my girl gave me a wild blumpkin. She came out looking like she ate a bag of dirt.
Doing an Upper Deck( the act of pooping in the top part of the toilet ) and receiving a Blumpkin (getting head while you are taking a poop on the toilet ). The result of these 2 combined is an Upper Blumpkin .
Matt: “ Hey so last night , Kim gave me an Upper Blumpkin in the bathroom at my Mom’s. “
Kenny: “ Wow , that Kim is one sick Ho. Bet your mom was pissed after you left .”
When one conquers a Wal-Mart Superstore by receiving a blumpkin in every stall in the bathroom. This task must be completed in one day and every dump cannot be flushed so they are all on display. Hence the name "dealership".
Jacob: "I gotta use the restroom bro."
Cole: "Your going to have to wait, Micah has a Blumpkin Dealership here."
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This is a sexual move that is a cross breed between 2 others. This is the most diobolical sexual maneuver ever fantasized. The Hot Blumpkin is a mix between The Hot Karl and a Blumpkin. This move may only be done in a threesome. The act is performed when the male of the threesome recieves oral sex or a blowjob if you will. In the process of recieving this blowjob the male proceeds to defecate in the mouth of the third member of the threesome resulting in a completely nasty but satisfying release of semen and fecal matter in 2 different bystanders mouths
DUDE!! I had a threesome last night and while one girl was sucking me off I shit in the other bitches mouth...it was the best HOT Blumpkin I ever got
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To suck yourself off while dropping a deuce. See blumpkin.
Everyday at 5:00 PM Tom gives himself a salary auto-blumpkin at work.
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When a whole line (or bathroom) of stalls is filled with men getting blumpkins.
"Were you at the party last night dude? Super epic blumpkin patch."
"No way, who had the biggest blumpkin?"
"Steve planted a massive one."
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