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brady snatch

A move in which Wayne Brady comes by (out of nowhere) and steals your sandwich from you. If you have left your sandwich uneaten or unattended for more than 2 hours your risk for a brady snatching is very high.

Duder 1: "Is my sandwich ok you think? It's been sitting out for 8 hours."

Duder 2: "You better eat that soon dude, otherwise it'll be brady snatched."

Wayne Brady: "Oh snap! A sandwich! Gimme your damn sandwich kid! I'm Wayne Brady bitch"

by westfalia January 21, 2010

26πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


roughing the brady

A recent National Football League penalty call. Roughing the Brady occurs when a defensive player makes a now illegal defensive play on league poster boy, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady.

Roughing the Brady entered the league rulebooks after the 2008 NFL season in which Brady suffered a horrific knee injury against the Kansas City Chiefs. Subsequently, Brady was placed on injured reserve and was out for the season.

Concluding the 2008 season, NFL executives strictly sought to prevent teams from making defensive plays exclusively against New England Patriots quarterback, Tom Brady. In short, the proverbial yellow flag is thrown whenever Tom Brady is under extreme duress and is tackled. Afterward, the previous play is stricken and the opposing team is penalized. The particular rationale of this new officiating policy is somewhat unclear... but it is assumed the Patriots owner Robert Kraft and head coach Bill Belichick had a part in the creation of this new penalty call.

At the start of the 2009 NFL season, the league officiating crew put the "Roughing the Brady" call to extensive use. Notably, Week 4 of the 2009 season, with the Baltimore Ravens at New England, the officiating crew stymied several defensive plays made by the archetypal Baltimore defense with the "Roughing the Brady penalty.

Jeff the Titans Fan: What the heck! why is our safety Chris Hope getting fined $10,000.00 for a clean tackle against Tom Brady?

Steve the Titans Fan: Man that game was straight up embarrassing. A complete whitewash! Hell, the refs were calling roughing the Brady all day. Nowadays you ain't allowed to tackle, sack, or force a fumble on Brady. And I thought only the Steelers bribed refs.

Jeff the Titans Fan: That's some bullspit!

by Define Me! October 23, 2009

44πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


brady tutton

Brady tutton is an Shorewood Wisconsin raised singer now in a band called In Real Life with Michael Conor, Drew, Sergio, and Chance. They all one a record deal with Hollywood Records and has a long journey ahead of him and his fellow band mates!

Brady tutton likes to say "ugghh atrocious!"

by Faith.T October 3, 2017


Brady Maneuver

First introduced in ancient times by a Brady Bunch episode, the Brady maneuver is a cheesy and not-so sly way for someone (usually a guy) make a first move while watching a movie or TV. The guy pretends to yawn and stretch, then lets an arm fall on their date's shoulder.

Two awkwardly nerdy things happened to me last night. One, a guy tried hitting on me while we watched Adult Swim cartoons. Two, he actually pulled the Brady Maneuver.

by C_Orriana March 23, 2009


Budder Brady

The word budder Brady comes from the ancient Indian language and it’s means so someone is really fucking gay and there name is brady

Person 1: Hey I speak ancient Indian

Person2: so does that mean you are gay

Person 1:yes
Person2: ewwww you are a fucking budder Brady cunt

by Hello ma name is body April 4, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


wayne brady

A man who makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.

Person 1: Why do white people love Wayne Brady so much?

Negrodamus: White people love Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X

by the EDE May 18, 2007

151πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


brady bunch

a family that is so seemingly unrealistically perfect that it's sickening

I heard they actually discuss their problems at the dinner table - they're like the freakin' Brady Bunch!

by sweetblood October 26, 2005

133πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž