A dumbass. Has the mentality of a frat boy but canβt pull it off. Socially awkward.
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someone who is rich and gay and lives in San Francisco
Woah. he is so rich and gay and he lives in San Francisco....he must be a brody!
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A man with Blonde hair as bright as the sun and hair as long as the Canadian border. He is obsessed with Fortnite and loves dogs more than the average person. He is shy and quiet and is an excellent friend. He is extremely competitive and loves using down b moves in Super Smash Bros. A cool dude to hang out with but gets mad really easily. He has a future dream to have the worlds largest fudge factory and his favorite disney character is Captain Hook
Hes such a Brodie
He plays like a Brodie
You just got Brodied
His future is a Brodie
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When you get highly intoxicated and do stupid things whilst very drunk
Dude, you were absolutely Brodied last night!
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annoying, selfish, drama queen, loves his tinny little ball, ugly hi
that guy is such a brody that i wouldn't want to be friends.
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When you walk in on your folks in mid intercourse, but instead of leaving you cover yourself in oil and dive right in
"Dude did you hear that Shawn did THE BRODY last weekend? Makes sense since he's from Arkansas
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Even though Brodie may have a penis, he doesn't know how to use it. He prefers to look good and have long blond hair. He will always bitch out about how he looks on pics, and the way his hair is, like a stupid chick. Even though he looks tough on his Myspace/Facebook page and easily offends people on the Internet in real life he is a complete coward. Likes bragging about girls, but don't get upset - that girl was either his cousin, or a blind ugly granny aged 79. Also he thinks he is a "Straight Age" but honestly he just to chicken to drink or smoke. He choses drunk drug addicts as girlfriends, cause those kind of girls are always high and while being high are not able to see his face. But once they get off the weed they run like fuck from Brodie, that's why he tries to get girls on the internet putting pics of them naked where the face is not very clear seen(u know why).
From all good genres of music Brodie listens to the most crappy and shitty - heavy metal. Also Brodies are often fat. Or at least they WERE fat in childhood, and that's where they get their complexes.
Log Story short - Brodie is a fucking loser, if you ever date Brodie, well, then.. You're becoming loser's gf. He will use you as a justification that he's not a loser/outsider/faggot, but let's face it - he is. All he says is a total bullshit, don't ever believe him. Most of the time brace faced. Two faced. Bastard. Faggot. Renegade. Coward. Fatty. - All those words perfectly describe boy named Brodie.
Nat:Oh my Gosh, that guy is so ugly.
Haley: Yea, I know. That's Brodie. Eww.
Nat: Does he have a gf?
Haley: Indeed!
Nat: Eww..How come? What kind of girl would date him?
Haley: Some hooker from Florida. I heard she likes weed.
Nat: Oh, so that's the answer! Haha!
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