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n. (brah, broh) A (usually) Caucasian male who:
Thinks he’s a badass, but has nothing much to do with his time but drink and hit on ugly girls.
Acts gagsta, but is racist.
Has more clothes than most girls. Is very protective of his shoes.
Is homophobic.
Always wears a cap of some kind. Usually with a flat brim that is turned ever so slightly to one side.
Drives a big truck and/or thinks he’s from the bay.
First seen in: Pretty Fly for a White Guy by The Offspring.
Primary Habitat: Cali
Signifying Markings: Famous brand anything, matching trucker hat and shoes, proudly displaying norcal or socal decals on their vehicles.
Activities: Seen mostly in Frats (if they can get into college), going to bars and trolling for scratch (if they can live past 21), dancing like douche bags, and getting into fights. May refer to themselves as gangsta, hood, country, or any number of other misnomer.
Likes: motor sports, 30 packs of light beer, bleach blond butterfaces, gagsta rap
Dislikes: the police, smart people, hoppy lagers, all ales, parties with less than 200 people.
Catch Phrases: “Brah,” “You don’t gotta lie to kick it,” “Effing,” and adding “-izzle” after every noun, using the word hyphee to describe clothing altogether too much.
Synonyms: Townies
Bro: "S'up?"
Girl: "Matt? Is that you?"
Bro: "Foshizzle"
Girl: "You're a Brah now?"
Bro: "Eff No!"
Girl: "Then what's with the Famous shirt and the Fox racing cap? And why are your hat and shoes color coordinated?"
Bro: "pfft, cha. Why you always hatin' on a nigga that's havin' thangs?"
Girl: ????
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a rich white suburbanite who enjoys lacrosse, dave matthews band, hootie and the blowfish, phish, and jack johnson. Often seen wearing brightly colored or garishly patterned shorts, a pre-frayed white hat, or the hat of a major league baseball team to which they have no fan affiliation. Commonly found on the campuses of pennsylvania, upstate new york, and virginia/carolina colleges.
Me and Chad are gonna pound a fifth of Jack and bro out to some Jack Johnson, you in? No bro, I'm worn out from my shift at American Eagle, fraying those brims is hard work.
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A bro can be easily spotted, wearing wife beaters, no shirt, or brands such as Skin, SRH, Metal Mulisha, Famous Stars and Straps, Hostility, etc. Also they wear dickies, long socks, hats to the side and bill straight, also SPY sunglasses all the time, plug gauges and bandanas in the back pocket. Bros party all they time, get high enough to make parties better, drive their lifted trucks, go riding dirtbikes and/or quads. Bros listen to just about any kind of music, KMK, Kingspade, Tech N9ne, Blink 182, Papa Roach, just about any kind of rock, rap and even sometimes country. Bros are looked down upon by society because they know how to have fun and are optimistic about life. Not all bros are racist like believed to be, and they don't beat the girlfriends, like dumb asses think. Bros are extremely close to friends, almost as though they are brothers, you do not mess with one bro without getting his friends involved. Bros also refer to eachother as "Bro" because of the fact they are close just like brothers are. Bro-Hoes are the girl equivalent to the Bro. Bros are basically a group of people from Southern California or Arizona who like to have fun and don't care what people think.
1) I say this because I am a bro and just about everyone who wrote these other texts do not know what they are talking about, not everyone bro is stupid and racist...shows how ignorant you are, HAHA
2) "Whats goin down tonight bro?"
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ha dumbass who thinks he's the shit and really isnt.... hella ugly
he is a fucking bro.
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Bros Icing Bros is a fraternity based drinking game. Basically a bro buys Smirnoff Ice, presents it to one of your bros in any manner, your bro must instantly get on one knee and chug the Smirnoff Ice on the spot regardless of setting. The most important rule: You cannot refuse an Ice. If you refuse to drink the Ice you are instantly excommunicated and shunned, and thus can never ice another bro or be Iced. If a bro that is being presented with a Smirnoff Ice has a Smirnoff Ice on hand however the bro that presented the Ice in the first place must drink them both which is called a block.
Andy: "Did you hear about how awesome I got James Job with an 'Ice' yesterday"
Michael: "No, how?"
Andy: "Gave him a box of cereal which contained a tall boy of Ice. What a breakfast."
Michael: "Damn gotta love Bros Icing Bros."
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Bro is mainly used today by young white guys that think they are cool. I'm guessing it is said to each other because they cant say n***a like us black people.
Black male to black male: Whats up my n***a?
White male to white male: whats up bro.
White male to black male: whats up bro.
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Aggressive jerks found in the San Fernando Valley, San Bernardino County and Orange County areas. Bros are usually white or white-latino idiots ages 14 to 25 that will typically wear oversized plain white, black or gray clothing. They smoke weed, cigarettes, drink excessively and party everyday with their hot slutty girlfriends known as brohoes. Bros will act like stupid territorial pit bulls, which is their dog of choice, since they feel a need to be dominant and animal-like. They will also fight over tiny problems. Most of them suck at fighting too, but if you were to fight one, they would probably gang up on you or pull out a shank. Bros will overuse the words dawg, homie, and fool because they think they have to act gangsta. Bros drive jacked up pick-up trucks fast and reckless. They also participate in sports such as skateboarding, bmx biking, dirt biking, wakeboarding and snowboarding, but should not claim them. They can afford all these accessories since they mooch money off of their negligent parents who are usually pretty rich. They will live off their parents for the rest of their short lives (they will probably die of alcohol poisoning or liver sclerosis in their 30s), unless they get little paying jobs that their parents help them get. Bros are among the stupidest people alive.
Bro talking to other bro- Yo wuz up dawwg?? My and my homies are kickin it tonite. Hey fool, you should kick it with us dawg. We are gonna get so f**ked up.
Normal kid is watching.
Bro talking to normal kid- WHach you doin fool?? What the f**k is wrong with you dawg??? Yu'z f**kin wack dawg. YOU better watch urself or I'll beat ur ass fool.
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