carrot-cake

(noun)

1. A cake made from carrot gratings and walnuts.
2. The term used to describe a girl who has over excessivley fake tanned (carrot) and is wearing too much make up (cake face).

1."OMG, my mum made the best carrot-cake the other day!"
2."Oh great here comes carrot-cake, i reckon you'd need a shovel to find her face."
3."Did you see Craig making out with carrot-cake over there?"

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ear carrot

an orange, oblong ear plug resembling a carrot in color and shape.

The concert was incredibly loud, so I stuffed in a couple of ear carrots so I wouldn't lose my hearing.

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Baby Carrots

A hi-tech device used to make heterosexual men think homosexual thoughts. Best summed up by Stephen Colbert, who in his book gave baby carrots an 11 out of 10, in how successful they were in trying to turn him gay.

Baby carrots are turning me gay!

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chase the carrot

attempting to reach the unreachable, in the old days a carrot was tied to a stick in front of a wagon's mule / stubborn horse to make them step forward and walk ahead . . . they were never able to reach the carrot.

Sometimes it seemed that becoming a track star was chasing the carrot for Bob the paraplegic.

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flaming carrot

an honour given to one who asks excellent questions, usually in biology

ask questions and you too can be a flaming carrot

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carrot fridge

Carrot fridge is a great new name to call your besties

Asho is my carrot fridge and always will be<3

__ Is my carrot fridge!

carrot penis

A penis that belongs to gingers, or awkward blonde boys

Look, Joey has a carrot penis!