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A bloke that originates from Northern Ireland. You would typically find him in his natural habitat: tinder. However, there have also been sightings of this type of man on Facebook, usually around five years or so before being spotted on the famous dating app. Key characteristics includes: a peng face, the ability to get free food from Greggs (reasons as to why this is the case is still unknown to this day), being good with his hands (solely due to being an electrician and no other reason whatsoever), and having the complete inability to tolerate spicy food (not even mild). Like many other species, Chandler keeps his own gene pool alive by attracting "mates". One way in which he does this is by typically using the phrase "Do you want to be my girlfriend?" via Snapchat.
"Is that Chandler over there? The guy that is flirting with the woman from Greggs"?
Chandler is the most sexiest and caring guy you’d ever meet. He’s very religious and has some of the dick ever. He gives great advice and is a good friend. He’s usually pretty tall and all of the girls love him. He is so affectionate and will never forget to tell you how beautiful you are everyday. He’s athletic and very slim. He’s very smart and does well in school which is another asset to his wonderful personality. He is destined for greatness and will always be a good friend to whoever needs one. Though once you cross him, you might as well be dead. So don’t get on his bad side. Overall, Chandler is literally perfect and is an amazing guy. Any girl would be lucky to have him.
Have you fucked Chandler? He has some good dick.
Chandler is literally the best boyfriend any girl could ask for!!
A worthless piece of shit that nobody should care about. He doesn't deserve anything he's given and he doesnt deserve anyone. He should just burn in a dumpster fire.
You're such a Chandler
Chandler is a really pretty girl and has no limits to her kindness
Chandler is super kind and nice
Typically short and tends to be sarcastic but get to know him and he'll sweep you off your feet.
I wish I could have a Chandler
I met a Chandler last night and I'll never let him go
So no one told you life was gonna be this way 👏👏👏👏 your job's a joke you are broke, your love life D.O.A it's like you are always stuck in 2nd gear when it hasn't been your day your month or even your year, I'll be there for you, if you are there for me too.
Chandler:JANICE!?!?
Janice:OH MY GAAWWWWWD
Someone who is very accustomed to losing competitions repeatedly.
1: “She was the first to lose!”
2: “Oh my god she’s such a chandler!”