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A 15-minute musical written by Lin-Manuel Miranda in 2014, based on a true story - similar to 21 Jump Street.
The musical is about Justin Laboy; who was an honor roll student in is last semester at Park Vista Community High School. He had fallen in love with a transfer student of the name Naomi Rodriguez - who was secretly a 25-year old undercover female officer from the Palm Beach Police Force. She was sent to PVCHS on the plan Operation D- to find out if anyone was buying and/or selling drugs on school property.
Justin had spent days trying to figure out how to win over Naomi - completely unaware of Operation D-, and when Naomi had asked if Justin smoked weed, Justin had instantly thought that she was looking for some drugs. He thought that if he got some for Naomi, he would win over her heart.
However, after Justin had given Naomi a baggie of marijuana, Naomi fled the school and the cops arrested Justin - along with several others from different schools. (Operation D- didn't only target PVCHS) Justin was put in jail for 1 week, and had three year's probation. No one has heard from "Naomi" after the incident, and 21 Chump Street is a well known musical amongst fans of Lin-Manuel Miranda.
*Nayomi has joined the chat*
Ariana: Nayomi, I know there's a reason you were transferred here to me.
Ariana: Nayomi, I know there's a reason this isn't luck, it's destiny.
Ariana: Nayomi, you know me - will you go to prom with me?
Nayomi: Everytime, someone just has to mention 21 Chump Street...
Nayomi: IF I GO TO PROM WITH YOU, WILL YOU STOP ASKING THAT?
Ariana: YES
Nayomi: Fine, I'll go to prom with you.
Ariana: *three days later* NAYOMI-
*The End*
"see ya chump" is a line said by Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man. As you may know, he is quite known for saying this to Eddie Brock, who was simply trying to take a photo of Spider-Man's symbiote-infected suit (venom).
p.s-I'm a better marvel fan than you :)
"give me-give me some of that web action"
*smashes the camera
"see ya chump"
A man who ejaculates nearly immediately upon initiation of sexual intercoure; eg., after one or two thrusts.
'Damn girl, that man ain't never gonna last long enough to please you; he's a one pump chump!'
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A person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation, i.e. Crunk. Crunk. Sploitch.
"Guy is a two pump chump... the only time he can keep it up for longer than 45 seconds is flogging his dog in the bath."
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A man who can not handle sexual interaction for a long period of time. Resulting in premature ejaculation.
Son of a Bitch Cheryl, that guy last night was a two pump chump.
My girlfriend dumped me because I am a two pump chump.
Allan is such a loser. I blew him for like 30 seconds before he came. He's a two pump chump.
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When a man only puts it in before busting.
"We were doing foreplay and he turned into a one pump chump after putting it in."
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When a guy is having sex with a girl and after 5 "pumps" is done.
Girl: Is that it?
Guy: I haven't had sex in a long time.
Girl: Oh you're a 5 pump chump.
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