When a woman has the skill to launch an object from her vagina
Brenna, a master Cooch Shooter, launched a peanut from her stool across the counter
When a woman's genital's "sneezes" on something.
Dude 1: Yo man did you hear about Isabelle?
Dude 2: Fuck yeah, she cooch sneezed on Eric!! He still can't wash it off.
a toothbrush you hand to a stank ass hoe so they can wash their stds away
Henry: Here Ally, use this cooch brush to wash your stanky cooch you std infested bitch
Rubbing a vagina with your fingers. Masturbation of a chick.
I'm well versed in cooch braille...... I'm good with my fingers.
Period blood of varying consistencies that resemble salsa.
My girl was on her period last night during sex, and when I pulled out, there was cooch salsa on my dick!
That fishy fish smell, that you know isn't fish. Usually ends up being a product of doing it dirty with someone.
Amanda: You ready? (Strips)
Chad: (a strong smell arises) UGH, Cooch Wind!
A photo of a woman's vagina generally sent over a text
" Erica just sent me a Cooch Capture while I was showing my parents a video, I'm so screwed. "
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