Don't Look For This

Why bother searching for this?
You have nothing to gain.

That was a pointless thing to do.

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Don't Real

When something don't real

9/11 don't real, AIDS don't real, cars don't real, the moon landing don't real

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Don't sip

1. as in... dont sip the haterade
2. dont start being a hater

You're at a party and you catch someone giving you a dirty look or talking crap about you. You would reply with "Don't sip." Basically you're saying, "Don't hate on me right now."

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don't be a stranger

To come back, or to see the person saying "don't be a stranger" again.

Friend: I'll see ya later!
Me: Don't be a stranger!
Friend: Okay

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Don't Publish

The button we click when a person submits an urban dictionary definition of his/her name as a way of telling his/her 2 homies that read urban dictionary how "awesome", "cool", or any other positive adjective s/he is.

We click Don't Publish to save you from the embarrassment of telling others how 'awesome' you think you are.

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hurts don't it

During a fight this comment comes in handy as a way to show that you expected the unexpected and responded with a kick to the side of the attackers knee. It is usually after they call you dad.

OWWWWWW. Hurts don't it?

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Just Don't

A phrase meaning the opposite of Just Do It.
Usually used when irritated at one's incompetence, or when embarrassed that you know someone
Also used to put down idiots or people that epically fail.
Also used in acts of sympathy for the retard that almost did, but you saved them by indicating that they Just Shouldn't.
Also said to let one know that they Shouldn't Have just in case they ever try to again.

Idiot: Hey guys do you want to hear a joke that I just said but went unnoticed by you because you guys don't give a shit about me/want me to leave/hate the shit out of me/I can't tell.
Cool cat: Just Don't man Just Don't
Idiot: Knock Knock
Cool cat: WTF I just said Just Don't man.
Idiot #2: Who's there?
Cool cat: Why are people like you alive?

Stooge: What did the guy say when he walked into a bar?
Audience: (crickets)
Stooge: He said "OW" get it he said ow because he hit his head on a bar because he walked into a bar like a metal bar and not the type I ever go to because nobody likes me.
Smart Person: Just Don't

Shithead (Shi-theed): Hey guys I smoke marijuana all the time. Doesn't that make me cool?
Reasonable Individual: Just Don't (PSH)(sound)

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