The Creator of Dracenism, a subset of Chancism.
Landon finally finished his report on Dracen Dim
Multidimensional entities that elute a neurotoxin popular among semi-intelligent single dimensional mammals (‘cookies’ in the vernacular). Dimming are temporarily captured by ignited percussives and cookies are collected via nets (dream catchers) positioned at portals to/from various dimensional channels that the dimming originated from (‘io holes’). It’s not known if the dimming have a 3 dimensional form, but hunters generally develop ‘the ear’ which allows them to hear the voices of the dimming that make it possible to locate and trap them, aside from these generally inaudible vibrations and the cookies they elute, no trace of the dimming exists in any of the 3 dimensional dimensions. It’s been theorized that the dimming are infinitely dimensional.
No one knows who the first hunters were, it’s prophesied that the last hunter will fail to pass the art of skfth hunting onto his neighbors child and that will be the end of cookies on Earth 9. Because of this, a great race to capture the dimming was started in 5069 during the 75th annual cultural revolution of the Global National Technocrats. as of 6069, no one has successfully captured the dimming and it’s generally accepted that they cannot be captured.
We have to get to the oyster dome before midnight or forget about the dimming.
“is it true that you can hear the Dimming?” She asked “No” I said. “Not yet. My neighbor’s only taken me on two hunts.”
“I need dream catchers starting right here at my gps and spiraling upwards at r = .2 m and standard alpha theta beta terms. If we got dimming those cookies will rain in right here. copy?”
A variation on slow your roll.
Dim is diminish or slow
Clip is speed
I was babbling incoherently, so a friend said
Dim your clip
The opposite of having a good time. You're not having a litty tittie time. It's a dim buttholes type of night.
We went to a lame party, Tenley replied it was dim butthole.
Dim Light is the kind of light that comes up after rain or there is a slightly transparent cloud over the sun. Dim Light is the worst type of light.
Dim Light flooded the room, making my skin crawl.
It's another word for sun glasses
Dim eyes are worn outdoors when the sun is out
THAT IS WHEN YOU ABUSE/Rape your pet cats. It involves throwing them at a wall to impress your friend that is thinking (I gotta go). It also involves drug-ing them with cat-nip and doing “STUFF” to their lifeless body as your crying because your 6 year old girlfriend broke your heart by cheating on your best friend so as your doing your cat your thinking if I can’t have her nobody can and I’ll make my “friend” pay by causing an alarming distraction that may alert the police, but it will be worth it in the end. All I know is I can see myself in 20-50 years yelling “IM FREEEEEE” in the middle of the desert after taking a bag off my head.
I just DIm RAGOOSAAed my cat so ill be gone for a while