chancism

a belief in chance events.

He is a firm believer in chancism.

Chancism

A religion where there is one diety who roams the earth as a human being who responds to Chance. The followers are called dwabbers. The practices of religion include dab and/or wabbing at least five times a day, nothing else. There are no holy places of worship or holy texts.

I believe that Chance is the diety of Chancism so therefore, I believe in Chancism and am a dwabber.