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epic

a word used to describe something that cannot be described using words. its just that epic.

That was the most EPIC car crash ever! Let's do it again!

by frozenglass January 15, 2009

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EPIC

A person who is either on the border-line between chubby and fat, or someone who has crossed said line into fatness.

Holy shit, that woman is EPIC.

by Cornelius Maximus November 11, 2006

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Epic sex

Sex that is so incredibly EPIC that it transcends physical limitations and introduces women to a new realm of pleasure.

Many secret underground churches created by huge groups of women gather together to worship the men who can give epic sex.

The secret messaihs of these churches are like celebrities to the women, as they are like heroine to them since it takes one try and their hooked into the following for life.

They are into many family friendly activities like orgies and giving sex acts to the justice ranger.

The justice ranger is the nickname they give to their sex master. Also known as Julian Young.

That name is allowed on urban dictionary because it is a celebrities name.

"Julian Young gave epic sex to mary last night. "

"Really, i thought it was ray's mom?"

"well both but shhh, its a secret"

by Notjulianyoung July 22, 2020

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Epic Douche

When someone is such a fucking tool, he surpasses the previously insurmountable title of mega douche, and therefore the only adjective left is epic.

The Epic Douche is easily identifiable as being a complete dick to everyone, having an incredibly hot girlfriend he doesn't deserve, enjoys rap even though he's whiter than Elton John, wearing mostly Hollister and Abercrombie, and driving a really nice car that his parents bought him, though he calls it his own. Of course, each Epic Douche has even more dickish characteristics unique to his pathetic little existence, not just the ones above.

Chris: Dude, Logan is such an epic douche, he first cheated off my final, and then when Mr. Tharp asked him about it, he said I cheated off of HIM! What the fuck, dude?
Nick: I hear ya dude, a week ago he stuck his Blackberry over the stall door and took a picture while I was taking a leak, and now everyone in school knows I pee sitting down like a girl.
Chris: You do?
Nick: Yes...
(Awkward silence)

by xCFHx July 24, 2009

52๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ok. this is epic

When you see something epic, you need to say "ok. this is epic"

When you troll a libtard epic style

Ok. this is epic. Can we get the treaty of Versailles?

by Kool Kid Killin'it 69 420 October 12, 2018

58๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


epic gamer

To Have Played Lego Star Wars Or Lego Indiana Jones At least Once.

Omg That Guy Is Such An Epic Gamer, Hes So Hot. He Doesn't Have A Job And Plays Lego Star Wars All Day.
I WANT THAT EPIC GAMER

by Kind Plays February 17, 2020

127๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alexa this is epic

When something epic happens but no one gives a shit so you have to tell your excitement to a robot that doesnt care either but is programmed to listen to you.

Usually used sarcastically.

*Video game character does an unironic dab*
-Alexa this is epic

by Joeleon July 26, 2018