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When someone gets wasted at the beginning of a party and has to leave or passes out. It can also refer to the phenomenon of making party plans for Saturday night but getting so drunk or staying up so late on Friday that you can't make it.
You: "Dude, you left my party at 9pm. What happened to you?"
Me: "I party pre-ejaculated."
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A long cannon that launches out bits of glitter. The cannon has a phallic shape to it, and sits under the user's legs.
Yall check my phallic glitter ejaculator last nite? Told u I shoot glitter out my orifices.
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Pre-mature ejaculation is when you fire you're load before you finish you're climax. The BITCH AIN'T SATISFIED
TCHU was banging a hot girl and he started to Pre-mature ejaculation before he whipped his pants off
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When you write up a car deal and count it before its delivered.
Wow you Pre-Board Ejaculationed the whole week!! What the Hell
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The theory that consuming ejaculate from a male will increase the testing scores of females giving blow jobs before tests. This theory requires that the male be a reasonably intelligent guy.
The Deviant Gentleman convinced the pretty young lady that if she was to give him a blow job before her test, she would get a higher score. I can't believe she fell for the Ejaculate Consumption Theory.
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Every July 4th A Group Of Teenagers Go Down To There Local Lake And Procced To Ejaculate Into It.
A. Hey its National Ejaculation Day Today!
B. Yeah Lets Go Down To Our Lake And Cum In It!
All Together. YEAH!
A pastime who's only definition is that it is still better than NASCAR
Billy: "You want to watch NASCAR?"
Terrence: "I would rather watch competetive elephant ejaculation."