The Four “F’s”

Improvised prison comfort food.

This comfort food can be made using ingredients that can be purchased at a prison commissary. One common example is a bag of Fritos Corn-chips with canned chili poured over the Fritos while still in the bag — the bag being split open from top to bottom being used as a plate/container for the “Zoo Pie”.

The Four “F’s” make it easier to survive in prison they are:
friends on the outside
family,

fellow gang members inside and outside

faithful wife or lover who hasn’t yet succumbed to loneliness and infidelity while you are inside.

These people can easily make Commissary Deposits and send valuable packages containing socks and underwear — two things you can’t be without in prison or in the military.

The Four F’s are a necessary but not sufficient element of prison survival.

I couldn’t have served my prison time without The Four “F’s” in my corner; Man, I’m a short timer now. Just one month and a wake up.

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F-35

5th generation multirole stealth aircraft that radiates pure sexual energy as opposed to radar return. The intensity of the erotic and lewd feelings that stir in one’s loins upon sight of it have made it controversial project much like the gay-bomb. Many overstate the cost of an individual F-35 to be as high as $1B per unit (or one-third of a B-2 at current exchange rates). These people are morons. They’re actually around 70 mil. They also come in 3 variants, (4 including the Israeli variant (5 including the submersible variant in current testing) talk about wet and messy)) all the more to suit an individual nation’s tastes in how they like their planefu. (I would absolutely fuck an F-35C right in the VTOL.)

I want to fuck the F-35 so goddamn much

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:F

An emoticon sed to show a chav having a cigarette.. or anyone else smoking/wanting to smoke

Niamh: ':F'
Gem: 'Dude you don't smoke?'
Niamh: 'Nah its what the chav opposite me looks like.. :F'

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F - just the letter F

takes the place of Holy Shit, OMG and WTF. A combination usage caused by an event so startling you only have time to hit F and send, basically being almost speechless

F - just the letter F. The picture she sent was so shocking that all I could do was type F

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F in the Chat

F in the chat means to pay your respects. They are mostly on streams like twitch. The term originated after a feature in the 2014 release of Call of Duty asked players to press F on their keyboard or X on their controller to “pay respects” to virtual fallen soldiers.

twitch streamer: f in the chat. chat: F

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F-factor

The Friend-factor is used to calculate the degree of friendship one is rated at when figuring out how much times going to be spent with each known individual.

Being that so much time was spent with friend A, buddy B used the F-factor to estimate the precise amount that would be appropriate to share with friend C.

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h as f

A slang term used to describe a women/man that you find really attractive. *Hot as fuck*

Wow did you see sheilah last night she was H as f!

Or boy our substitute teacher last week was H as f!!