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Chelsea FC

An English Team based in London.

1. Have no talent.
2. Win games with luck.
3. Overjoy themselves by beating teams like Arsenal and Liverpool and lose the premierleague at the end.
4. Have a great coach.
5. He is sometimes arrogant but so r other managers
6. Compared to Manchester United they are just a bunch of twats.
7. Supported by blue bastards who think they could rule the world
8. A team that rapes the referee and demand a fucking blow job.
9. And to sum it up they SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Manchester United rules.
Yes Red forever and ever
We rule and u cant stop us
The more u hate us the more we'll stick it up ur ass and prove u wrong
Manchester United-always look on the bright side of life-sheer class.

by Glory Glory Man United February 16, 2005

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Liverpool FC

The worst of the big four in the English Premier League (Arsenal, Manchester United, Everton, and Liverpool). They, and everton, have the worst success in the EPL in its history. What they have one is the Champions League tournament. However, their only wins are not from legitimate skill. They thrive on penalty kick goals and horrendous officiating to drive them to championships. As a current event, they have recently defeated arsenal due to a PK. Pathetic.....

Person 1: Hey did you see Liverpool FC win the UCL last year?

Person 2: Yeah, they had three PKs in the championship and only won 3-2. They're so lucky.

by Arsenal Fan April 8, 2008

118๐Ÿ‘ 286๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chelsea Fc

They are a club who attracts more Asian tourists than fans and the fans that they have a fat old blokes who only passed 3 GCSES. The like to believe that their club if the best in the world but they are very deluded. All other London clubs are superior to Chelsea

Oi look itโ€™s one of the, Chelsea lot

Stop acting as if u support Chelsea Fc, we donโ€™t accept raciest anymore

by Housewaterstone September 5, 2019

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


FC Porto

Factually Portugal's biggest football club and fighter against benfiquistรฃo, located in Porto. The best Portuguese team in Europe, w/ 7 international cups, and the best youth team in Europe too. They won every cup, except the worthless League Cup.

Porto's a money machine - they buy South American players for 1 francesinha and sell them for the equivalent of Portugal's GDP.

Their president is, since the dawn of time, Pinto da Costa.

Porto has the most fans in social media, because rivals are mostly dead. Every Porto fan has talents, like Sara Sampaio, who has the talent of being gorgeous, or Rui Pinto, the best hacker ever. Many singers support FC Porto, like Quim Barreiros.

Porto always humiliates rivals on field. Some of the best humiliations are the Penta, the FCP 5-0 SLB in 2010, the 2011 title celebration on Benfica's ground, the Salรฃo de Festas, or the 2013 92nd minute goal that stole Benfica's title. Porto is always robbed, but they are used to it and win anyways, except against 3rd division teams.

Porto is an ecletic team, as it comprises Cycling, Handball, Hockey, Billiards (the only ones to have this one), Swimming, Boxing (nobody knows these two exist), Volley (ruined by COVID-19) and Basketball (they don't talk about this one).

Porto has had many legends in the past, but now they have two gods, Marega and Manafรก, both so good that no other team even THINKS of signing them.

Real Madrid is such an amazing team. It almost reaches the level of FC Porto.

by Stylianius1 May 22, 2020

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


FC

A person who is stupid,mentally retarded,fucked in the head or just plain dumb (short for flower cart)

Joe was a bit stupid so the boys called him fc

by hazelkeddy May 18, 2007

1๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


fc sluts

There are many different types of people in this world and maybe you have been hurt by them but have you not hurt anybody yourself? I dont think anyone can say that they haven't. People make mistakes but instead of ridiculing them or writing awful things about them think about how you can help them or be a friend to them. I know that every single person in the world makes atleast one mistake if not more, so i dont understand how you can say these things about people when you are just a hypocrite and do the same thing. I know its hard to see that you are just as mean in different ways but you need to understand that you most likely hurt people just as much. These girls deserve respect even if they are mean, but no one deserves to be called what you have called them and no one deserves to be treated this way. think about how you would feel if you saw someone write this about you. Next time just think before you say/write about other people. Thanks

I hope you girls can think about what you have done, calling people fc sluts is very disrespectful.

by you will never know.. have fun figuring it out. February 24, 2008

21๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rangers FC

Rangers fc is a Scottish football team that are zombies no they do not have 55 league titles as the were refounded in 2012 after getting liquified and dying so no rangers fc havenโ€™t got 55 as it has not been 55 years since 55

Rangers fc are zombies

by Undergroundvr March 21, 2022

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