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A website that's tricked everyone in the world into thinking it's a super cool site when it's really a copy of Myspace minus the awesome customization.
Stupid Guy: I love Facebook. It's awesome.
Smart Guy: What makes it better than any other site?
Stupid Guy: It's Facebook. It's just "better."
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A site that makes you feel like shit about being single
::Tom logging on to Facebook news feed::
10 friends just updated their status to "Married"
40 year old virgin Tom: ugh.
a place where you can stroke your ego,and before you realize the truth you have got a jizz on your face...
dude last night i was on facebook and i t was so orgasmic.
Currently the world's most devastating variant of addiction, a.k.a society's worst nightmare.
This is what we mean by why "facebook" has changed the "face" of the earth.
person:hey do u have facebook ,other person:no why the fuck would i have facebook its for old people
It is said that more people in the world will spend around roughly 24-32 hours of their lives a week on their facebook profiles when online.