Les Floyd

A very funny talented writer who will outshine everybody else

you will soon find out

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George Floyd

sexiest man that ever lived (past tense of course). May he be able to breathe now.

Kelly: Wow that guy is hot
Derek: oh yeah, that's a George Floyd!

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Pink Floyd

Putting your knee on the back of a black persons neck making his face pink

Why y’all gotta give my mans a Pink Floyd?

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pink floyd

I normally listen to rap, but when you're stoned, NOTHING compares to Pink Floyd.

Listening to Pink Floyd stoned makes you feel as if you're in another world or somethin.

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Keith Floyd

Contravertial alcoholic, dickie-bow wearing, TV Chef/funnyman who used his outdoor cookery programme as a weak pretext to travel the world, patronise and insult the local tribesmen, take advantage of local hospitality and get totally shitted on the local 'tipple' whilst simultaneously attempting to cook (and often fail spectacularly) their regional speciality dish. Sadly now deceased after years of alcohol abuse ravaged his slowly pickled body into submission.

Can we watch 'Keith Floyd around the Med' at 9pm tonight, apparently he's in Tunisia this time and apart from cooking lamb tagine with apricots he's going to be getting ripped to the tits on their local brew and taking the piss out of some local goatherders?

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pink floyd

When you've been wackin' it all day without lubricant.

I ran out of jergens last week, i have such a pink floyd.

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Pink Floyd

A slightly over-rated classic rock band; the reason that there is a prism with a rainbow shooting out on that shirt you bought, just 'cos you thought it looked cool and had no idea what it was from.

"So, you like Pink Floyd eh? Me too!"

"Uhhh... What?"

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