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FORD

A company that, like GM, used to build shit cars... but they have improved a lot recently. It has always built decent trucks, though. Chevy always seems to be one step ahead, though, because GM has more money, and a larger infrastructure, than most modern countries.

My dad's old Colony Park wagon, which was built by Ford, was a piece of shit. However, my mother's new Taurus is a pretty good car.

Ford is going to get rid of the Taurus, and replace it with a re-badge Mazda 6 variant called the "Ford Futura"? What the fuck is that shit? Why don't they just re-name the Crown Victoria the "Ford Galaxie", or re-badge a Mazda Protege and call it the "Ford Falcon"?

by 5th Column May 10, 2003

18๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ford

Quite possibly the worst vehicle manufacturer ever to hit the market. Consequences of buying one of these vehicles include: Faggotry, driveshaft problems, raccoons in your basement, electrical failures, obamacare, bad gas mileage, immigrants, 9/11, cheap interior plastics, cracked engine blocks, racism, Nazism, niggers, moldy cheese, bukkake on your mom's laptop, life in the suburbs, life in prison, watts riots, short powertrain warranty, cracked dash, oil spills and flammable semen. By purchasing one of these vehicles you are automatically signing a contract with Stalin, George W. Bush, Al-Qaeda, Mao, and the Disney channel saying that you're a jew and you hate ice cream and puppies.

I got about ten feet from the Ford dealership before my powertrain warranty expired and my engine exploded.

by incarcerator February 11, 2014

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ford

company that manipulates people into thinking the're the most prefered trucks on the road.

ford out sells chevys by about ten percent. so lets say these are last years sales figures x 1000

ford: 110
chevy: 100

oh, well i guess they DO out sell chevy....
...but wait!! arn't chevys and GMCs the same thing? Oh, yeah that's right.
here's their figures.

GMC: 60

okay, so mixed with chevy that's

Chevy + GMC: 160
Ford: 110

oh, darn, well it looks like General Motors outsells Ford by almost 50%. Sorry ford.

by 2fit661ca February 19, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ford

The must offensive name you call someone.

"your worse then a faggot your a Ford!"

by Angelo Natoli January 14, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


forde

1.Neck
2.a person who gives neck

Rip is gettin some good Forde right now.

by Rip the kid January 19, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


ford

a rich kid who talks about getting action, but does shit

That fords gotta talk the talk and walk the walk

by BigStud99069 March 12, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ford

1. A car created in the 19th century by Henry Ford
2. To find and cross a body of water by foot at a shallow area
3. Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge

1. yo who created the ford car
that was some nigga last century named Henry
2.(People come to stream)
We are going to have to ford it since we do not have a boat
3. Yo look at that Ford go
Thats not a Ford it is a Dodge

by princeofdarkness March 24, 2008

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