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fragrant foul / 1 : / Offensive use of any smelling perfume or cologne. 2 : / To douse oneself heavily with perfume or cologne. 3 : / perfume or cologne used as a foul odor cover up
Executive (to partner): "Geez what a fragrant foul, I can barely breath in this elevator with you."
Partner : "It's Ralph Lauren. Trina told me she liked how it smell on me, I guess I got carried away."
This chess position:
1. e4 c6 2. e5 d5 3. exd6 Qxd6 4. Nf3 e5 5. d3 c5 6. Be3 b6 7. Qd2 Nc6 8. a3 Bg4 9. Ng5 Be6 10. Nxe6 Qxe6 11. b4 cxb4 12. axb4 Bxb4 13. c3 Ba5 14. d4 Rd8 15. Bb5 Nf6 16. Bxc6+ Qxc6 17. Qc2 Qxg2 18. Rf1 Rc8 19. dxe5 Bxc3+ 20. Nxc3 Nd5 21. Ra3 O-O 22. Qb2 Nxe3 23. e6 Rce8 24. exf7+ Kxf7 25. Qb3+ Kg6 26. fxe3 Qxf1+ 27. Kd2 Qf2+ 28. Kd3 Qxe3+ 29. Kc4 Qc5+ 30. Kd3 Re3+ 31. Kd2 Rf2+ 32. Ne2 Rfxe2+ 33. Kd1 Re1+ 34. Kd2 Qc1# 0-1
"If you 'prepare for the worst' by bringing along extra jackets/gloves, an umbrella, etc., then the skies will be sunny and mild all the time you're 'out 'n' about'. But if you decide to leave all that stuff behind at home and set out on your trip in just your ordinary street-clothes, there'll be a bleepin' MONSOON or HURRICANE!
The morning started out kinda overcast and nippy, so I brought an umbrella, thick hoodie-jacket, and gloves with me when I set out to run some errands around town. Well, naturally, once I got a fair distance from home and thus I didn't wanna traipse all the way back to put everything away again, the sun came out and the day got really warm, and so I was just feverishly lugging all that extra stuff around with me for nothing... classic case of "Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear", I guess.
A person who does or says the most grimiest ass shit behind her friend(s) or family member(s) back and still smile in their face like nothing happened..
That foul-ass bitch sleeping with your baby daddy and coming over your house smiling in your face like nothings going on
To unintentionally get laid randomly. Going to a club or party without any intent to bang but just by chance you meet a willing sexual partner.
“ How did you meet your wife? “
“ I foul hooked her at a club a while back. She was at a bachelorette party, I was bar hopping, and we met randomly at the shitter”.
hitting someone in the head during basketball with a ball. this causes the other team to laugh making the opposing team get the ball after the other team gets distracted
*throws ball*
Madison: Ow wtf.
Referees: *whistle* Madison foul