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November 18th is National fuck your math teacher day. So just go ahead.
Abby: omg did you actually fuck our math teacher?
Larisa : uh yea? Why wouldn't I? It's National fuck your math teacher day today!
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Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.
Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!
You failed at the current job your doing
Dave drop the dishes at work
Boss: dave your fuck now get out.
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Usually a run on sentence commonly used by Indian men when confronted or threatened
Benchod fuck your mother fucker son of bitch cockfuck 2 times in the butt
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September 15th national fuck your best friend day
"Hey bro you wanna smash"
"Why"
"Its national fuck your best friend day"
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The 26th of December, is National Fuck Your 2nd Husband Day
Me: Hey you wanna go screw tonight? I still have some Christmas spirit left over
Them: But wouldn't that be suspicious to your first other?
Me: Naw he'll understand. After all, it's National Fuck your 2nd Husband Day.
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An immature and inappropriate response when you lose an online multiplayer game.
Person who won the game: Better luck next time!
Person who lost the game: I fucked your Wife last night.
Person who won the game: Yeah, I'm pretty sure you didn't fuck her.
Person who lost the game: How do you know that?
Person who won the game: Because she was with me yesterday.
Person who lost the game: You fucked her, didn't you?
Person who won the game: Yes, I did and she liked it a lot.
Person who lost the game: Damn it, my cover is blown.
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