German Sanchez

When a man takes out his penis after anal sex and then dabs his feces covered Steele Johnson on the woman's upper lips leaving her with a Hitler Mustache

Krieg: how was your night with Sam last night?
Zieg: great dude, I gave her a German Sanchez.

Krieg: oh, dude you know she is Jewish right?
Zieg: whoops

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German Rager

A cla$$y get together....euro style. Arrive in bold prints, neon colors donned with metallic party hats. Techno music is a must (Disco Pogo has to be played 3 times). Quality German beer and hard liquor (break out the classiest bubbly you have) are neccessities for a true rager.

Effy: Guten Tag, Katarina. German Rager tonight?

Katarina: Na ja, at the Disko! I got new floral leggings at H&M, a bauble skirt, fake glasses, and a neon tank up. SO ready to rage!

Effy: Don't forget your party hat!

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german gaspedal

pulling someone towards you and kicking them in the nuts, HARD.

While in the hallway talking to my girlfriend Mark booked me, I then decided to turn around and give the bastard a german gaspedal.

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Swamp German

Derogatory name for Dutch and sometimes Belgian peoples.

Maarten Vanderveeke is from the Netherlands. Oh so he is a “Swamp German”?

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german kissing

Like a french kiss but with less tongue, and more classy.

Jake was german kissing his new girl friend as they sat in front of a fire with a bottle of wine.

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german snorkle

When you place your penis in someones mouth and cover their eyes with your tesicals

"I still hav pubes in my eyes from when you german snorkled me"

"Let me German Snorkle you!"

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German lawnmower

The act of vigourously rubbing one's teeth against another's scrotum, removing hair in the process.

- Dude, how come you have pubes stuck between your teeth?
- I woke up to a teabag, and had to counter-attack with a German lawnmower.

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