A Goldfish Moment™ is when someone (usually a world renowned retard), says something incredibly stupid thinking their really funny.
May's having another Goldfish Moment™ again for fucks sake.
A really long poop that doesnt want to detach.
Oh man, I just took a huge goldfish poop. It was like half the length of my body and I had to shake my butt back and forth to get it to break loose.
The proccess of setting up bong zilla.(Beer bong with big funnel atached to many tubes) Then having you and your friends drink from the tubes, as someone pours a pitcher of beer with a goldfigh into the top. You may use mutiple fish and more beer and your choosing.
Dan- Dude did you see Ryan swallow the goldfish when we played goldfish roulette.
Moe- Yeah I was literally rolling on the floor laughing
Connor- We all were
Ryan- I took it like a champ though
The snack that smiles back. A cute and less objectifying way of calling someone a snack.
A Female/Male who is not only a Catfish but also a gold digger.
Ex. Thing 1: Damn {Broski, I met this girl online and shes a fucking Goldfish Fam
Thing 2: jheez, you better find yourself a wholesome girl fam, shes waste.