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To cover a penis with wet paint and perform oral sex, causing the paint to spray and slash around.
Example 1: "We're gonna van-guzzle later, right?"
Example 2: "We need to add some spice to our relationship. Want to try van-guzzling?"
Example 3: "I took her to my penthouse and we van-guzzled!"
Eating whatever scraps and leftovers one can find in the house after returning home from a night out. Jigsaw guzzlers are known to piece together meals of cold pasta in Tupperwares, hummus with a spoon, entire packets of sliced ham, and heels of bread from 4 different loaves.
Often leads to couch pizza the following day.
Arriving home 3 hours before her 8AM sociology class, Kendra stumbled into the kitchen and jigsaw guzzled her roommates’ cereal, popcorn, and secret stash of Cheetos before devouring Sasha’s entire block of Parmesan.
The more aggressive and nefarious brother of butt chugging.
I can butt chug this PBR faster than I can tell you about my crossfit workout and vegan diet! Oh yeah Bryan? Watch me butt guzzle this 4 Loko during my keg stand.
When a girl who is allergic to peanuts eats some right before a blow job to make the neck and mouth tighter she then will Gargle the cum and have the puss from her allergy mix with the cum until she kisses the guy and spits the cum and puss mixture into the guys mouth
Guy one: did you hear what Emily did with mark last night? It’s disgusting
Guy two: no what happened?
Guy one: Emily gave him a peanutt guzzle
Guy two: wtf that’s disgusting
An extended gawk or to binge watch a TV series or movie serquals.
1) Jim was eye guzzling that co-ed so hard I thought his eyes were going to fall out.
2) I spent the entire long weekend eye guzzling the last 3 seasons of Game of Thrones. Now I'm in a massive show hole.