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noun; a way of describing something incredibly difficult to the point that the situation is stupid, making the situation appear to you as if you were high
Jake: How was that math test michael?
Michael: It was pretty easy, but that one problem converting sin to cosin was dumby high.
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"Feeling" the effects of drug inebriation through proximity rather than through actual ingestion.
In other words, feeling high because people nearby are high, despite not actually having taken any drugs.
"I wish I hadn't said that out lout to everyone at the party, but I wasn't in my right mind."
"Were you high?"
"Not exactly, but everyone else was, so I ended up feeling a context high."
When someone smells because they wipe their ass too high up and don't actually wipe anything, missing everything in the process and hence why they stink.
(Seen in Sextuplets movie)
"Oh he stinks"
"That's definitely a high wipe"
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science fiction that's only awesome when you're high
Yeah man, you can't really appreciate the subtleties of Shatner's acting unless your cognitive functions are impaired. It's the best high-fi ever.
Royale high is a game about fairies and mermaids - that is probably you when you first saw this game, that's the 2018-2019 Royale high, and that Royale High is dead. Welcome to the new royale high where the community got worse (I'm included in that community so no hate), here are some people screaming for the devs to have the new new school to be released now in order to obtain world peace in Royale High, and here are 2 sides screaming at each other (halo owners and non-halo owners) they are screaming about the halo values :>, and ofc here are the noob leveled online daters which need an alcohol spray in the eye, and here's me crying for the roleplayers to come back no matter how cringey they are, in order to keep Royale high vibes alive
To Cringey Roleplayers,
Jakes and mochis, pls come back I fucking miss you
From,
A fan of Royale High but not a fan of the halo values even though I'm a mother of 7 halos
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1. My demise
2. Socks that go above the knees to the thigh and can make any man weak
Man that hot girl was wearing thigh highs and I wanted to die
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You will actually have to study for Honors/Pre-AP/AP classes. You will most likely forget about your friends, family and love life, and will exist for the sole purpose of reaching a 4.5 GPA and studying for the impending SATs. You may experience unexplainable weight loss, paleness, and passing out randomly in class. The only free time you have will be spent crying and listening to sad music while reviewing notes for the 90th time to get a 78 on your AP chemistry test. Average sleep hours=2.5 per school night, 5=per week day.
High school kids stay awake by mixing energy drinks, coffee, cigarettes, and vitamin C supplements in a blender, then shutting their eyes and drinking it. They tend to drink about 5 a day.
Students are taught to "think for themselves" AKA conform to the people (usually idiots) around them . Most conform. Some don't and end up living poor because society rejects them. A few clever ones keep up their grades and bullshit through high school while at the same time harboring their individuality inside. These will probably survive/enjoy life and not end up
a. poor
b. dead
c. hating their stupid kids, spouse, job, and life.
Teachers don't give a fuck about anyone and usually spend their time playing computer games and getting pissy when you need to ask them a question. Gym teachers are fat, and whip you like dominatrixes to run the damn mile.
Good luck in high school...see you on the other side...
Me: I'm a sophomore in high school as of August 2011. Help me.
Fellow Goth kid: I feel you.
Dude: I though this was gym, not a BDSM crash course!
Coach: RUNNN YOU FILTHHYY SLAAVVEEEE!!!!
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