Shatner

Verb. To boldly shit where no shit has ever been shat before, namely on someone else.

Dude 1 : I really wanted to Shatner that guy but he ran off in the Weinermobile with Elon Musk.
Dude 2 : You mean they ran off in the Weinerrocket?
Dude 1 : Nah, it hasn't been invented yet.

Shatner

Toilet paper. So named because it goes around Uranus wiping out Klingons.

"Hand me the Shatner, will ya?"

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Shatnered

When a situation completely changes tone from reverent to mildly absurd.

Example: When the 2010 Winter Olympics closing ceremony went from the moving extinguishing of the Olympic flame to the tune of Neil Young's "Long May You Run" to William Shatner discussing the hazards of having sex in a canoe.

"Did you see the closing ceremony? It was great, but then it totally got Shatnered."

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To Shatner

Verb used when a vocalist for a band speaks his lyrics instead of singing them.

Halfway through Crazy my voice started cracking, so I just Shatnered my way to the end.

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Shatner

Shatner (n.) 1) Star of the 1960's TV cult classic 'Star Trek.' (v.) 1) Of or having Shatner-like qualities, as a) Overly dramatic acting style filled with pauses, b) Musical stylings that resemble their own branch of performance art, a song performed in limited vocal range with many pauses, while reciting the lyrics as beat poetry, c) "Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!"

1) (n). William Shatner, (1931- )

1a) (v). "To be or............... not to be, that is............. the question."

1b) "Welcome............. to the jungle. It gets worse here.......... every day."

1c) "Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"

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Shatnering

The complete, and, utter over, use of, commas in sentence structure.

Bobby failed his English essay for shatnering the whole first paragraph.

Shatnered

Verb
When an expatriot showbusiness personality goes insane due to an inablility to cope with the strong and unique American culture they are thrust into via fame. Precursors are, freakishly odd quotes in interviews and outlandish behaviour in public.

Examples are William Shatner, Bono, Corey Haim, Mel Gibson, Margo Kidder, and Howie Mandel.

Coco "Did you watch the Two Coreys last night?"

Terrance "No, I hate shows about washed up celebrities. Why?"

Coco "Because Corey Haim totally Shatnered"

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