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The African drug lord, often associated with stupidity and slandered American values. And insulting.
Man, he is super drunk and high. How do women like that?
I guess he's just a Black Hippo.
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More politely known as 'Hippopotamus amphibius external male intromittent organ', but 'hippo of dicks for short,the term 'hippo of dicks, derives from the time dinosaurs roamed the earth, where there was a creature hippo-like from a distance, but up close was merely a clump of penises cobbled together and pinned into the shape of a hippo by a wire frame. This 'hippo of dicks' was thought of as a god-like creature, and when bad weather came, disease spread, large fires began or caveman Mark went through one of his dark sad periods, the people would point to the hippo of dicks, and ask it what they had done to make it so angry. Over many years, the actual hippo of dicks faded into just a massive pile of dicks. The pile stiffened and turned green - terrifying everybody. So all people moved away. The exact spot where the massive pile of stiff dicks rotted away, would later be known as a town called Wood Green. The phrase 'hippo of dicks' is today used to replace the older 'croc of shit' - when something bad happens, or something is disapproved of, people say 'what a dick of hippos'.
Donald Trump is going to be president, what a hippo of dicks.
Did you see the game last night? What a massive hippo of dicks.
Last night's episode of Eastenders was a giant hippo of dicks.
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A man born of christian faith, who likes to ram his nose into another guys ass while at the same time getting ass pounded by a women with a strap on.
wow last night me and a buddy of mine played blue hippo, I liked it when his girl showed up.
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term used when talking to fat chicks
guy-"i got mtv at home"
girl-"so?"
guy-"what u mean so?! its cool you hippo!"
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a word used to hide the meaning of a "hand job" from your parents or any other type of adults in the near vicinity.
-"So what did you end up doing with Tom last night?"
-"We watched the horror flick and I proceded to give him a hippo-jumbo."
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a hippo that is very very very very very cheezy and eats bananas, someone who is cheezy or not funny in the least. a person who thinks that they are funny and laughs at their own jokes, a loser
omg! he is such a frickiiiiiin cheezy hippo, he tells us jokes about llamas and everybody knows that alpacas are funnier
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A Kinky Sexual Obssesion Over Hippos
Mason Wants That Hippo Cock In His Ass cuz he has a dirty hippo fetish
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